Crushed Red Peppers Treated with Radiation
Ordered some Papa John's Pizza the other night, and happened to notice that the packets of crushed red peppers now state:
CRUSHED RED PEPPERS TREATED WITH RADIATIONA quick google search didn't turn up much other than a few random blogs noticing the same thing.
I fully expect to mutate in some manner over the course of the following months. I'll keep you updated if I notice any extra appendages and/or superhuman (or subhuman) abilities. Thus far, it appears that my skin is flaking off, possibly from sunburn from being out in the sun all weekend, but more likely as a precursor to an "Incredible Hulk-esque" transformation.
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