I got to give it up for the Man

In order to gain security clearance for a government contract that the company I work for is fulfilling, I had the *honor* of *volunteering* my urine for a good old-fashioned drug screening. As a point of note, I am not concerned in any way, shape, or form that there would be *anything* of questionable origin in my urine; I don't even like taking prescription drugs. I'm just not a big fan of whizzing in a cup for the man. On my lunch break, no less.